A pocketful of dragons comes in handy in a pinch.
A whiff of vampire breath makes dragons sneeze to death.
Dragons of the outer darkness
Anyone who barbecues
To vanish, a dragon just turns inside-out.
No dragon can pass up fresh King a la King.
Dragon eggs are scrumptious with parsnips and Worcestershire sauce
while dragon snout is best when stuffed with trout.
play dodgeball with comets and asteroids.
The dragons of Atlantis
live on as flying fish.
needs a mini-drag or two.
A flagon of dragon tears
is nostrum for goosebumps and gout.
Fearless vintners lure dragons in to stomp their grapes.
Dragons are deathly afraid of baboons.
Once shed, a dragon scale can make an awesome sled.
Young dragons love culverts and cul-de-sacs,
alleys and stairwells and hot-air balloons.
This should be an illustrated book. Lovely & funny.
ReplyDeleteI tried to fluff this at some point before PFFA ate it. I am really glad to see it again. I particularly like the King a la King, trout snout, barbecue mini-drags, and baboons. Arlene's suggestion makes me want to draw some illustrations. (I'm posting 'em if I do.)
ReplyDeleteFanciful and wonderful, I love it. DavidM
ReplyDeleteTony,
ReplyDeleteThe vintners using dragons for grape-stomping got me this time round! Wonderful to see it again here in exile.
Sorella
Thanks a lot, Arlene, Rachael, David, and Sorella. Your comments and support are much appreciated.
ReplyDelete--Tony