An abnominal for David Cameron
A camcorder? Come on den, Mr,
A dare: video me doon common.
Record me road on CD and DVD.
Deem, and re-deem me (in code):
Vacuous criminal. O mon acrid Con-
Dem cad, midd'man no one needed
Carved in avarice no’ candour. Aidman,
Medic – no one I admire, or ever did;
A dad, canned in a maniac cameo,
Dire comedian, a drier Avid Merrion;
No’ even a canard, cod in a marinade,
Cider, caviar, anodic cadaver on a divan;
A dram, a drone, a doer, a nice idea,
An icon, an income, a divine invader;
I dreamed I danced in an anaemic void,
A revered deacon in a coma, near-dead.
I carried an I.D. card, read: Never come
Near me! Advanced cancer! Reader, no
Economic arena armed me, an avoider.
Receive me, O Can-Do-Man! Amen.